I’ve never had a drink with a penis in it but at Da Conch Shack beach bar on Providenciales in Turks and Caicos, you can if the soul, and stomach, is willing. The Conch Knocker comes complete with a penis in it, albeit a conch penis, more affectionately known as a “sex pistol.” For more details on this unique drink (I didn’t know what other adjective to use to describe it), check out this article from Jaunted, which describes a sex pistol as ” that translucent, spaghetti-like thing at the bottom.” I will never listen to another Sex Pistols album in the same way. I don’t even know what else to say at this point. Uhh, cheers?
Image by Ben Ramirez.